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jonathan quinones

A 22 year old bitch who beats women and is a deadbeat. He has 4 kids but doesn't support any. One may say " my baby dad is such a jonathan quinones " Because his name itself means dead beat and crack head.
Yo her baby dad is such a jonathan quinones ..poor girl
by Miss Pickle October 19, 2018
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Jonathan

A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge
“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”
by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018
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Jonathan

Hella sexy and one of the best people you will meet. Everyone he meets loves his humor and charm. Can get along with jocks skaters and Emos(basically everyone) even with his anxiety and insecurities. Jonathan is one of the best people you will ever meet.
Person 1: Hey isn’t that Your bf Jonathan?
Me: Yea he knows EVERYONE
by JonnieLover103 June 9, 2025
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Jonathan

A really interesting individual.
Don't let his charm fool you, he's an emotionless sociopath.
Girl1: Omg like, Jonathan just texted me
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's no good
by MillyWilly December 24, 2017
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Jonathan

A roblox person that lags. He is called "Lagatron".
Oh Wow, Jonathan is so laggy today.
by FartJonathanGrammar April 24, 2020
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Jonathan

The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.
Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.
by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022
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