jeff

someone who doesn’t wear their flannel shirt on flannel-friday; average

You didn’t wear your flannel today? What a jeff...

by my taint is clean January 4, 2020

Jeff’s don’t fight

When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight

The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book

by Topic_dumb March 25, 2019

Jeff

If you need help in the Urban Dictionary or want to ask questions he will help you. Try it! He's actually real!

"Hey Jeff, how much are mugs?"

"$25, Here's a coupon for 15% off!"
"Thanks!"

by Tokyol0 May 15, 2019

Jeff

A parasite. Generally a person who contributes very little to their friends expecting great amounts of contribution in return. An example would be a person talking shit behind everyone’s back then wondering why they stop giving him rides everywhere and paying for his food.

Jeff called me a fake friend after I had to cancel on him once.

by arandomasshatonline May 21, 2022

Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

my name jeff

my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.

my name jeff!

by dikpik53 February 13, 2018

Jeff#4

This man is in NO WAY related to Chase Jeffrey in any way whatsoever. He is a founder of The Slidecast along with MrSnacks and Gigajuice(known as superdupermegaultragigaballs69).

(Female): Wow! Jeff#4 is really attractive.
(Jeff#4): I'M NOT RACIST! (or spider-man)

by Jeff#4 February 26, 2025