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Cool-fail

Similar to a regular fail, a cool-fail is when someone attempts to do something they do at a regular time to show off (Eg keeps missing 3 point shots in a basketball game even though they play basketball) but continuosly fails.
"Wow, he's taller than evryone here, he could have scored at least 10 points without trying to score 3 pointers to show off. He missed all of them. Cool-fail.
by notanotherjock October 20, 2010
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Iyte Cool

"Iyte Cool" is a short version of "Alright, Cool"
Normally what Geez say to der home dogs init?!
That was Minging but anyway!
Theres your definition of "Iyte Cool".
Black Person 1 - Yo' Dog, We going down to da hood again!
Black Person 2 - Iyte Cool!
Black Person 1 - But first i need a Corn Dog!
Black Person 2 - Iyte Cool!
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Cool Shooter

A school shooters who everybody likes, even though he is shooting his admirers.
Jim: Holy shit was that gunfire?
Michael: Behind that corner I see him, he's got a gun!
Jim: Wait no its Alex, nevermind
Michael: Hey alex!
Alex: Hey, *shoots ak*
Jim: My arm! Oh alex, your such a cool shooter*dies*
Marina: Alex, will you be my boyfriend before you kill me?
Alex: Sure baby.
by Niggerbiologist69 February 18, 2018
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Cool job.

When a person is giving fellatio with their mouth full of ice cubes.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday and Diana gave me a cool job.
by Reccaman July 30, 2016
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Clarity Cooling

When a man is experiencing post nut clarity and turns on a fan in the direction of his penis.

(Meant for pleasure after the deed is done and the clarity MAY be amplified)
"Dude, have you tried clarity cooling it feels soo good."
by IcedCooler July 27, 2019
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Philosophi-cool

An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.

Also written, "philosophicool"
Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."

Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."
by Falcornia October 10, 2011
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Spooky Cool

A level of coolness akin to egocentric arrogance. Particularly for celebrities who wear glasses indoors, wear an emotionless facade, or are actively dismissive.
Gal Gadot was polite but is exceptionally spooky cool.
by Rheonotic September 12, 2019
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