Fatty treats

Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: The beginners guide to faffing

"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"

by Richy :) August 15, 2008

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bunter/tklapp/fatty

a bunter is a fat hog that does destiny 2 low mans all day everyday n gets no bitchs

is that bunter/tklapp/fatty over there with no hoes n no game

by Guffloe February 14, 2023

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Fatty stare

When you have food that the fatty likes and they stare at you like a predator, and you can feel the fat violent greed behind their fat eyes

I opened a package of lindt chocolate and my roommate gave the fatty stare

by Ms Beatrice Fotheringay September 18, 2025

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Pandemic Fatties

A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.

"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.

by Pandemic P January 12, 2022

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