Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.

Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.

by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021

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Sir Ethan

A hot, Spicy man you meet on Roblox.

I gave Sir Ethan a beejay on Roblox

by CheezCurd November 27, 2021

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very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 19, 2019

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Ethan Richburg

Ethan is the type of person who doesn't think gender matters. You could be man, woman, dog, cat, or you could be any colors, like blue, yellow, green, orange, and rainbow. He usually gets a boner when thinking about a 5/10 girl named Mckenzie Joshua. Ethan would do anything to be with that man/woman. He is very funny. If the special girl "Mckenzie" would change gender, so would he.

Ethan Richburg

by Mrs. something rita January 28, 2022

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Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.

You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.

by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020

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