dutch loaf

A Dutch Loaf is when you are having sex with a Dutch girl and after you bust a nut she lets you wipe it on the curtains. The Dutch woman in question usually doesn't shave.

I was busting a nut with this girl in Holland and she let me Dutch Loaf all over the G

by TheBigE May 11, 2014

dutch whistle

A uber-potent drink made from the cheapest vodka, coffee liqueur, and irish cream you can find, topped off with way too much half and half (to cover the low-quality booze) and then shaken and served with ice. Not to be confused with a TGI Friday's mudslide.

Guy: I just horked my dutch whistles.

by keptman September 28, 2008

Dutch Tranny

A drink formed in Las Vegas in which a very strong pure liquor on the rocks is held in the right hand while a very sweet bottled drink is held in the left. Traditionally this is Jack Daniels on the rocks in the right hand and a Smirnoff Ice in the left hand.

"He came to throw down. He's been hitting the Dutch Trannys since showed up."

by Sam Holland December 19, 2006

Dutch Virgin

Sexual position involving Missionary Position, but where the female closes her legs after insertion, and the male straddles them and clamps them shut as he thrusts. Useful when the female has a loose vagina. Recommended as best with females having a prominent mons.

Man, that chick was so slack, the dutch virgin was the only way I could get her off.

by FallsInTheRiver July 20, 2009

Dutch Burner

A variation on the Dutch Oven: Not only do you rip a massive, sulphuric, SBD fart under the blankets, but you stick your ass against whoever is sharing them with you.

Do you smell garlic..!?! ARGHHHH! That Dutch Burner lit the night on fire!

by defpoint June 9, 2009

dutch bingo

knowing someone through a string of christian based colleges or schools

"how do you know them?"
"oh, they went to Christian College with my mom way back when"
"haha, so you've played dutch bingo, then..."
"yup"

by pakertothehizlacker March 29, 2008

dutch basket

Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.

"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"

by AnnieBark August 31, 2006