the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes
"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.
by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 3, 2025
Get the carlos gonzalesmug. 
Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).
'During a bois night out'
Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.
Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.
Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
by EI Chapo February 7, 2024
Get the Carlos Classicmug. Carlo is a fat ass bitch, he really has no friends and nobody loves him including his 12 inch fat dick, he has suicidle thoughts every day and only drinks dr pepper and 7-up.
by Little niggo January 16, 2024
Get the Carlomug. by MEXICANBEAST April 6, 2022
Get the Carlosmug. 