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Computed

When something is the best.

When something makes a lot of sense.

This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.
Man that film you made sure is computed.

That dude over there computed the rock history test.
by Robot Dude April 14, 2018
mugGet the Computedmug.

Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.
Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.
by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018
mugGet the Computernessmug.

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
mugGet the computer illiteratemug.

Computer

Fancy way of saying “PC”.
Normie: I play games on my pc
Gentleman: I entertain myself with my Computer
by RaccoonWithInternetAccess November 15, 2022
mugGet the Computermug.

Brain computer interface

When the girl during sex start to shit on the computer then your face
by Brain computer March 31, 2017
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computer

Some kind of mind control device capable of hypnotizing decent men.

it causes the creation of "gamers" also creating scams such as: bitcoin, free robux no hack 100% real, and some trojan horse you got off a shady website selling nft's
computer.
mugGet the computermug.

Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.
My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.
by davidiw June 14, 2011
mugGet the Poor Computingmug.

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