soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

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Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One smelled…

“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by jezzabellheights_ July 18, 2022

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Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019

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Trans candy

And what if I don't like nuts Jeremy? You made a candy bar out of spite that forces people who don't like nuts to eat candy that doesn't coincide with their gender you idiot.

Hym "The candy I have to eat doesn't coincide with my biological gender Jeremy. I don't control how I feel inside about nuts. I can't change my food palete. What am I supposed to do Jeremy? If I let your kids see me eating the wrong candy bar are you going to throw me in prison? Do I get a choice as to which candy I buy or do I just tell you my biological gender? I guess I'm trans candy now huh?

by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

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