Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls in the world so many people called him ‘biggest bollocks boy’.
by marcotoa January 18, 2025

A man with boisterous energy as he walks down A-hall. He takes pride as he scourges the halls, drenching freshman maggots under his hooves, and un-holstering his loud and colossal phallus upon the administration. When commonfolk hear of that stunning, luscious hair, they melt into pash momatoes.
by Brunhilda Jaquavion March 26, 2022

by Avarclon December 15, 2018

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.
by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021

by anonymous July 12, 2021

Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars
by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023

by Maddog Jefferson December 24, 2022
