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shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.
Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.
by djmuz May 31, 2016
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fruity urban baboon

dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you
by RIOT1 KILL ALL JEWS December 19, 2020
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Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.
Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon
by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023
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Dr. Bambo

An ultimate being that plagues games. His chances of appearing are a 1/10000000 chance. People claim that he is a dark colored figure with a thick cape and he can corrupt your save files and eventually haunt you. Not even the strongest players can kill him. Anywhere you go, he follows. The first ever sighting of dr bambo isn't fully recorded, but legends say that he is a master in mimicking your every move. And the reason for Dr? Well, he has a PhD in kicking your ass. He has an unknown relative called Wabungus who is 10000x stronger than him
Joe: "why is there a floating cape moving? Is it a ghost?
David: "No, it is the reality breaking diety, the destroyer of souls, Dr. Bambo! He is said to appear every 1/10000000 times."
by DWMiggo November 4, 2021
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