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american thanksgiving

A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.
I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.
by bf.kurtons November 25, 2016
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american liberation

it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.
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Germish American

A person of both Irish and German heritage.

Germish Americans are often from Midwestern and Catholic cities where large numbers of German and Irish folks came together, got drunk, had sex, and then had to get married before the lady started to show since they were good, devote Catholics...but just liked to have a little bit too much fun. After getting married, these couples then produced small armies of children who made similar mistakes with the children of other "mixed" couples, and produced their own small armies, and so on, thus producing the large Germish American populations seen in cities such as Cincinnati, Ohio.

A benefit of being Germish is having freckles and maybe even red hair, but also being to a get a tan. Best of both worlds.
So what's your ancestory?

I'm Germish American, of course! 50% German, 50% Irish. My family has been living in Cincinnati since the 1850s. What else would you expect?
by SevenHills June 12, 2009
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American Jujubee

Known for igniting many wars and controlling the U.S. Congress. See Wikipedia.
That American Jujubee just got elected to the Senate cause of his lineage.
by Mhunt44 February 25, 2009
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American Eagle

a less expensive version of abercrombie. american eagle doesn't have a brand stamped on every single one of their shirts. that's what i like about it.
they have the cutest skirts. i love their beach skirts, they work really well w/ converses.
by nerdy grl May 13, 2005
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american dream

The fallacy that 100% of a population can have higher living standards than 90% of themselves.
Joe: Hey, Fred! If I stand on your head, I'll be higher up than you.
Fred: Great! Then I can climb up and stand on YOUR head, I will be higher up than you, and we'll both be higher up than we are now!
Sue: Oh dear! You're having the American Dream.
by Jules1967 August 17, 2004
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american idiot

President George W. Bush, who's from Texas and brings down the entire quality of the state
by Kupla-Khan September 16, 2005
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