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ALONL

Always Lusted Over Never Loved
i stg girl im ALONL fr!
by Soli<3 November 2, 2025
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Alonsoc

busted on nut ahh haircut male with bushy eyebrows and has no rizz and gets friend zoned
You are such an Alonsoc
by dihlover December 4, 2025
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Alonso-Schumacher Theory

The Alonso-Schumacher Theory is the theory that if a person, often in a formal or casual competition, has something or someone they truly care about, they are, on average, less likely to take risks even if might really benefit them.

Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.
"Y'know, Rhys's lap times could really be improved by half a second... it's like he's unwilling to go 100%."
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"
by TheManFromOsaka January 12, 2026
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a'alona

A fat hoe, gets no vagina, sucks so much Dick his mouth turned white
That is a a'alona alright
by Vaginalicker093 December 7, 2017
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michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.
Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.
by cocoapuffz September 25, 2018
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ronald alonso

hey you know ronald alonso
yea didn’t he date gaby and other 7th graders
by clarissa garcia March 1, 2019
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Cunt-a-long

When a come-a-long slips
“Why is the apprentice being a lil bitch?”
“Cunt-a-long slipped.”
Say no more
by 5 percent nick March 23, 2019
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