fanum tax

When you are a big black man that taxes one percent of your food whenever a meal is present in the house

Kai Cenat got fanum taxed out of his chicken

by Moxxy_p November 7, 2023

Maddie tax

When a wasteman travels the other side of the city to see his girl and stops seeing his boys and spends all his money on her just for her to leave him

Archie got Maddie taxed by his girl he spent £500 to see her for the weekend

by Ted’s left nut May 12, 2025

Stoner Tax

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.

Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.

by loopbedoop July 2, 2022

Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

Fanum tax

To understand Fanum tax you need to know fanum. fanum is a big boned friend of kai cenat who, whenever he senses food rushes to kai and eats it. tax means a payment you must make to someone. so the tax for fanum is food. therefore fanum tax is food.

Person:1 Oh man this kfc is goood.
Person2: time for the fanum tax boi!

by Anklesnapper69 October 16, 2023

fanum tax

taking a piece of food or of anythingg

i will fanum tax your gyat

by ethan the 6th garde student April 17, 2024

I hate taxes

an extreme dislike for taxes

Billy from the government: It's time to pay your taxes
Timmy: Nah bro I hate taxes

by bigmemetranslator June 14, 2023