jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it
ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie
by tutyilion February 13, 2017
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Wobbling Zombie

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.
"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"
by MGSuperstar July 02, 2023
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Zombie Mode

When you take too much amphetamines (like adderall) and you’re so high, zoned in like a zombie. Also applicable when rolling on molly.
Bro, them addys had you in zombie mode last night.

That molly was too strong- had me in zombie mode.
by FSUbae December 21, 2022
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Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.
I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.
by Maxwell Harper August 02, 2016
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Zombie fucker

A guy who fucks zombies instead of killing them. There are no living zombie fuckers left, they're a dying breed.
DJ Chalkboard Felix was one of the most notorious zombie fuckers around.
by Solid Mantis June 11, 2018
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Zombie fucker

A zombie fucker is at least fucking somebody that can fight back.
Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.
by Solid Mantis June 11, 2018
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zombie ball

A Squash Ball turns into a Zombie Ball when it is hit so good that it should be dead, i.e. impossible to retrieve and award the striker a point, but miraculously comes back to life by unnatural, superhuman retrieval of the other player. It is of utmost important for the initial striker to kill the ball again, otherwise it might give the retriever and creator of the zombie ball a boost that can turn the tides of a game. A zombie ball might be created in other sports as well but has not been reported yet.
If Ramy Ashour successfully hits a backhand cross-court nick, the ball is usually dead. However some players such as Nick Mathew or Gregory Gaultier successfully return these shots and transform the ball to a zombie ball for the rest of the rally.
by napkuchen November 05, 2013
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