The love between two male pandas; The vigorous butt sex between two male pandas; A term used for frustration
George: "Damn i got an F on my math test"
Thomas: "Dude, you got Panda butt loved over that test"
or
George: "I was watching Animal Planet and saw some crazy Panda butt love"
Thomas: "Dude, you got Panda butt loved over that test"
or
George: "I was watching Animal Planet and saw some crazy Panda butt love"
by Da_Panda_Kr3w November 12, 2011

by mattcurry May 11, 2010

To perform sex in a lazy panda like position that requires a minimum penis size (or limp penis) yet raising all hell by screaming obnoxiously at each others faces.
"I hell-raised the fucking panda out of that bitch. Lets just say she will never experience a louder hell-raising panda again."
by Cornelius Ayre Akbar December 16, 2008

by Thanos555 September 27, 2019

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011

Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"
Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"
Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"
by george lopez the 3rd July 15, 2010

the king of sexual pandas including (but not limited to) sexual panda reb, sexual panda kev, sexual panda mela.
by Court March 4, 2004
