Hood ass

Hood ass is a term for an individual of amy ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but in a casual mode, Hood asses typically using skins and cosmetics that are ugly or otherwise visually displeasing.

“Yo look at that Hood ass, his 90’s are so bad.”

by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020

Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch

Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats

by Yruey February 28, 2023

hood top

From the hood but at the top

I’m from the hood top

by Liluzililuzi January 4, 2023

Hood Ballin

Hood Ballin is a game invented by a group of Colorado Springs teens that involves bringing a paintball gun into a mini van and shooting it at unsuspecting pedestrians. The pedestrians are generally the lower class individuals such as teenage gang bangers, and other such hoodlums. Hood Ballin occasionally involves the shooting of bald white men in the back of their head, and/or hitchhikers on North Powers Blvd., however generally speaking, middle and upper class individuals are not bothered with.

Hey Locandito, lets get your mom's mini van so we can go Hood Ballin fool!

by Trey-Duce :VRL24:: January 5, 2014

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

hood fairy

A girl from the hood that loves art, flowers, man jeans and big hoops.
Probably loves Frank Ocean or Steve Lacy. Or both.

Look there goes your local hood fairy walkin down da street with her golden hoops and big hips, golden toes and sparkly lips.

by hoodfairy May 14, 2018

hood pho

Essentially the same as Pho, but made with ingredients such as ramen, hotdogs, whatever kind of cheese you have, and if you're high class...some vegetables

I'm on a budget, I made hood pho for dinner.

by Sandman7718 May 31, 2017