National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

national lil shi day

when you post or express your feelings to someone you talk to , in a relationship with or tend to show the world someone you like! and it is expressed on December 14th !

“post a flic (of / with) or video with someone special! !!!!your lil shi ( boo) on national lil shi day

by BIGZADDDYY December 14, 2024

The Slath Nation

The collective group of individuals who have committed, witnessed, and/or fallen victim to the action of slath.

The majority of the slath nation attends the Governor's School for Arts and Humanities.

by J. Alfred Prufrock February 04, 2005

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 27, 2022

national breast day

october 5th national breast day where girls have to let you touch their chichis

“hey it’s october 5th”
“oh yeah national breast day” *flashes tetas*

by justsomeguywithoutamustache October 05, 2021

National sip day

March 4th is national sip day! No one knows why! It just is! Take a sip of ur cup and say hi to sip thats it thats sip day!

Woah is it National Sip day? I forgot to take a sip!

by SipWritesCrap March 03, 2021

National Booby day

April 7 every year is national Booby day where you send your boyfriend your titties and or you playing with them to show your love

“hey baby it’s national booby day, can i see your honkers?”

by SlimyTimy April 07, 2024