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Shit Pit

When a group of friends release unrelenting shit talk upon one another in a joking or comedic fashion
David: "Ahahaa but Aaron cant get any pussy!"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Shut the fuck up I had a bitch on my dick last night?"
Tony: "Is that what you classify as a bitch? Was her dick bigger than yours?"
*laughter*
Aaron: "What do you classify as a bitch Tony? Your hand?"
*laughter*
Tony: "Shut up you little shit"
David: "Dammmnn its like you can personally witness Aaron's balls finally dropping"
(Lisa walks in with groceries bags from the store)
Lisa: "Aaron how does puberty feel"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Welcome to the shit pit Lisa, did you just get back from sucking major cock?"
*laughter*
by Kilimino February 13, 2015
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Bull-Shit

The outcome of a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu combined to make a hilarious breed.
Man 1: Hey, what do you call a Bulldog mixed with a Shih-Tzu?

Man 2: Don't know, what?
Man 1: A bull-shit!
by ErmahgerdAntonio February 27, 2015
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shit balls

Similar to fuck balls, it's something you don't want your 4 year old to say
by Meepster April 15, 2015
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shitting napalm

where you eat something so spicy, your ass burns when you take a shit.
dude those flamin hot cheetoh fries are going to make me be shitting napalm tonight
by napalm shitter May 5, 2015
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dick shit

That dick shit stole my beer and told the most full of shit stories I've ever heard.
by Tyler R wright June 6, 2015
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Shit cloud

When someone farts and the stink stays with them from room to room.
Mike let one go about 20 minutes ago, but he's still carrying around a shit cloud...
by MacJazzle June 8, 2015
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Shit balloon

Dude, don't be floating none of your shit balloons in here today!
by flyfroggy July 7, 2015
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