How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Not Get Accepted

When a being is discouraged in themselves and thinks they will not end up victorious in an attempt to do something.

I want to make a definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, but I have a feeling I will not get accepted

by FoolishGrapefruit October 26, 2020

Getting valleyed

Starting a new world in Stardew Valley

Bro my homie getting valleyed right now

by Your mother is a tard November 25, 2021

Getting a PBJ

When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.

I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!

by Arnie Grape October 16, 2019

Trynna get someone else to do their jobs

Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.

I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!

by Boatsrcool June 24, 2022

Get Stuckmannized

Becoming a movie critic who doesn't want to say anthing bad about movies.

Did you witness Chris get Stuckmannized?

by Captain Cab February 29, 2024

Getting Tannered

Getting thrown/dragged by spirits

Getting Tannered - Getting thrown/dragged by spirits

by xPe7ey September 19, 2021