gone off sausage

When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.

The gone off sausages taste like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Jerked off

When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.

“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”

by BDizzy January 29, 2024

jodding off

Wanking, masterbating

her mum caught her jodding off

by Jodder November 10, 2015

Off One's Base

adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways

"you are so off one's base"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

pone off

1. To disappear aka leave the premises asap

"Who invited you?"

"Fine then, i'll pone off..!"

by ChineseMandingo February 13, 2012

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023