“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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Crat Off

Basically meaning, f*ck off or piss off, but in a more banterous way.
"I finished the homework all by myself"

"Crat off Sullivan, you couldn't even wear your pants yourself"
by Beth Phat Phuk February 23, 2016
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vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway
My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter
by BigD__ February 04, 2023
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whack off

none needed just go whack off man
by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019
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glitched off

When some setting on a website changes/turns off/turns on without your having changed it.
Q: Are you still getting e-mails every time your submission hits the front page on Digg? I haven't gotten one in weeks!
A: Yeah, I am. Check your settings - maybe it glitched off.
by idiotgrrl May 14, 2010
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Dink Off

When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.
by Misty Partly Cloudy December 19, 2020
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snatch off

She is so fine, every time I'm around her I have to go home and snatch off
by Bedaub February 15, 2017
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