Cry ass babies

Friends, family, and foes who live their whole lives based on all things Ashley. As in WWAD. What would Ashley do?

Or gosh I wish I was Ashley.
Did you download the new Ashley App?

YALL ARE LITERALLY CRY ASS BABIES.
Did you see those cry ass babies made a whole urban dictionary word just for me.
You would think they were adults, but no they are some cry ass babies.

by THEREALGIANT January 21, 2023

Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

Ceiling Baby

A Ceiling Baby is the result of an unholy marriage betwixt Trainspotting and an unkempt truckstop gloryhole.

Stewart finally came to on the bathroom floor of the Flying J , covered in other patrons' excrement and staring face-to-face with his own Ceiling Baby.

by SameHarveyMushman May 31, 2025

kitchen baby

A new employee in restaurant who cooks food.

The kitchen baby didn't know how to restock fry tubs

by Kitchen babii March 12, 2023

piss baby

another word for "dream"

bro!!! dream uploaded a new manhunt! did you see it yet?? yeah that mf is such a piss baby! boat play was great!

by crispelf June 29, 2021

Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.

"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 1, 2023

Mudslide baby

When a woman gives birth to a baby and poops at the same time the baby is referred to as a mudslide baby.

"My mom shit when I was born so I'm a mudslide baby. "

by gentleCannibal December 25, 2021