National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

National Show Your Titties Day

July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.

Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*

by shamseddine July 19, 2021

National wear your sliders day

Come to school in your sliders! 🥿

“I love national wear your sliders day!”

by debra.mae July 19, 2021

National nudes day

20th of July is a day where everyone has to send nudes if they are asked without question

Person 1: it’s national nudes day so send me nudes.

Person 2: ok *sends nudes*

Person 1: thanks

by GlizzyLover10m July 19, 2021

National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!

Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!

by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021

national feet day

July 20th, also known as national feet day, is a day of the year where individuals all around the globe celebrate eachothers feet. Events will be put into place such as, barefoot races and taking selfies with your feet.

“Hey happy national feet day!”

“Yeah! To you too!

by Olololololo July 20, 2021

Crustacean nation ejaculation

When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole

Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever

by Rattledboy July 20, 2021