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White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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Sanctimonious White Boomer

SWB - (North America) A white person identifying with the Baby Boomer generation who interjects their opinion in agreement with the majority in order to appear more righteous than they actually are. This often occurs with liberals discussing matters of race.
*Black guy, to gatekeeper*: You’re denying me entrance to the plane because I’m too late? What about all those other people entering?
*Woman behind black guy*: this seems racist.
*Gatekeeper*: It is.
*Sanctimonious White Boomer, commenting online in agreement with the vast majority of the tweeters)*: those of us reading this will not forget this!
by QAnonymoose December 19, 2022
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White boy’n

When you smoke a cigarette and a blunt at the same time
by Drunk_ Dad February 26, 2020
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Red and White Can

Everybody was served with a choice of pumpkin or pecan and now we celebrated the luxury of our meal with a pressurized portion of whipped cream...big Red and White Can...shaken for maximum output. Mom moved around the table..."Would you like some whipped cream? Would you? And you?"
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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White Lily Bitch

A girl who pretends to be cute, innocent, and naive but uses her "innocent" nature to play the victim and manipulate people into pitying her.
Person A: I was talking to Emily about how she stole my boyfriend from me and i told her that we shouldnt hang anymore, then she just started crying and wailing to our mom that i hate her and i want her dead.
Person B: Wow, what a lying White Lily Bitch!!
by L___Y June 16, 2024
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white stuff

white shit that comes out yo cock when u horny
daddy give me your white stuff
by oh no our table 6969 May 11, 2022
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