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Zach Day

Calling all Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakary and all the variations of Zacs! On 12th of September, you OWN this world! We celebrate the gift of Zac being our friend/family. It’s a great day for the whole world as we celebrate all of the Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys out there. Even though there may be a definition on Urban Dictionary about how much Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys suck, but that ain’t true.

YOU’RE AWESOME ZAC/ZACH/ZAK/ZACHARY!!!!!!!
Friends of Zac: HAPPY ZACH DAY ZACH!
Zach: IT’S THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOOO!
by Unknown Birb September 9, 2020
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Zach

That one Bitch who smokes pot, hangs out with people, but has a horrendous past.
The one who fucking devours the people in his path, and will not stop, until he has devoured them all.
Boy 1: so have you seen him
Boy 2: Seen who?
boy 72: the black man.
boy 3: Oh Zach
by Jackson Wardrobe March 27, 2022
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Zach

She thinks I'm a Zach
by MamaBearz November 23, 2021
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Zach

some random dibshit: hey Zach can I say "ur mom" in here

Zach: yeah you can
by Pompano April 13, 2021
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Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.
Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.
by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021
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Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024
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Zach

Small ass dick gets no bitches and like letting his dog tickle his balls
Zach is a good friend
by Zachery Ryan February 28, 2024
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