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Touch the Wall

The object is to touch the nearest wall 1/100th faster than your opponent after someone calls out, "Touch the wall!"

One variation includes shouting "7th medal" instead of "touch the wall".

The game is a reference to Michael Phelp's 7th Olympic gold medal victory, in which he won by 1/100th of a second, against opponent Milorad Cavic.
Kika: TOUCH THE WALL!
Nene: FUCK! I lost!
Kika: 1/100th of a second, betch!
by Kika-chan January 16, 2009
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Wall Squatter

People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.
Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.

verb: wall squatting
by germany1967 June 23, 2009
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Wall banger

A male in a public place such as a bar or club that stands against the wall instead of talking to females. Usually the male is holding a drink or on a mobile phone.
James: "Drew you need to stop being a wall banger and talk to some chicks. Next thing you'll be headed home to go to bed."

Drew: "I wall bang because I lack confidence and I'm waiting for a model to walk in this bar in the middle of the ghetto."
by Jayredbull October 1, 2016
mugGet the Wall bangermug.

Wall Helmet

What retards wear to prevent (further) serious damage incurred from running into walls at top speed.
I love to watch George run around in his Wall Helmet.
by Deadly Girl January 1, 2004
mugGet the Wall Helmetmug.

wall vamp

noun Shortened form of "wall vampire" which is a slang for a wall adaptor (AC or DC) as they are always on, regardless of whether a device is being powered by them (energy is lost through the transformer core, as well as heat produced). As such, they drain the power like a vampire, and as they are on the wall, they are aptly named 'wall vamps'. It can also be used to refer to chargers which take power in excess while idle.
Gah, his phone charger is such a wall vamp.
by Vasily K. July 20, 2006
mugGet the wall vampmug.

Balls to the Wall

It's all or nothing. There is not turning back. Reach down, dig for the biggest pair you can find, and go!
Okay Ted, there are close to 15 guys behind those hedges, and two of us. Balls to the wall time. Lets go.
by Regainer June 10, 2011
mugGet the Balls to the Wallmug.

wall hax0r

1. Somone who cheats in computer games by using a hack, patch, or altered code to allow them to move, see, or fire through walls putting them at a significant advantage to other players.
2. Someone who cheats at computer games.
ULTRAHAX0R2001:"dude I just owned you wit mai skillzzz"
VMECH: "wtf wallhax0r!!!"
by brah September 14, 2003
mugGet the wall hax0rmug.

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