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Vegan

James: the animal got away
Billy: that’s because your a lousy hunter
James: don’t call me a vegan!
by VeganHunter999 September 2, 2023
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Vegans

One of the most annoying and obnoxious groups of people, they always tell you you shouldn't eat meat. They have invalid arguments and disingenuous opinions. They always bitch about killing farm animals, when they literally do nothing for us but become delicious food. Vegans literally eat the animals' food. They always talk about saving the planet and the environment, where if everyone went vegan, there wouldn't be enough plants to produce enough oxygen for the planet. Vegans are malnourished and don't get enough protein or vitamin B12. Oh, and we all know who That Vegan Teacher is. Yeah, she's the worst.
Vegans, vegans. If you love animals so much, then why do you eat all of their food?
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Vegan Lib Gender

A gender that is used when a person is strongly called to veganism and liberalism
Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender.
by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021
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Vegan wormhole

When two people that love each other very much get a long tree branch and stick it up each others ass holes. Then the man of the relationships kills himself.
by duncannn November 28, 2018
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assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty
PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.
by Alaric I August 18, 2014
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Vegan

someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy
Guy1: Let's get a steak/
Guy2: Nah man, i'm vegan.

You heard about the vega n protests at Starbucks?
by socker456 December 31, 2022
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vegan pizza

It's someone who says they have acne but they don't, this term come from the term pizza face which means a lot of acne or (pepperoni) but since it's vegan pizza it has no meat so therefore someone with little acne is vegan pizza
Omg I have so much acne
Shut up vegan pizza
by THE ULTAMATE BADADDY February 12, 2018
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