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vampire stick

Emma: I heard Jen carries around her vampire sticks. Sarah: Why does she carry those? Like, ew.
by MrNerd314 August 29, 2021
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Shaft vampire

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed
I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude
by Moose913 February 21, 2017
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Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.
Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in
by Mr,bartender November 5, 2022
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space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
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Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted
“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”
by annikapants November 12, 2023
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Pussy vampire

Its a guy who needs pussy as often as possible to survive
Jonathan: What’s wrong August?

August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself

Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
by Agge9814 August 9, 2019
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Vampire Year

When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex
Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.

Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.
by Vergotas 619 March 28, 2024
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