When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
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When you have this incredible love for vampires
You can’t stop think about them, extreme crush
like the the vampire diaries, twilight or the originals cast
You can’t stop think about them, extreme crush
like the the vampire diaries, twilight or the originals cast
by vampireobsessed February 8, 2021
Get the vampiresexual mug.A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
by Opso Opos April 26, 2021
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