Uncle Fatty

The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)

Bro who is the fattest monkey
uncle fatty

by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023

Uncle Lou

Uncle Lou is a vernacular term which circulates among patients and some staff (mostly volunteers) in cancer clinics. It refers to leukaemia. It is a way for patients to buffer the impact of the disease without giving it credence by mentioning it directly. It is a euphemism which is understood mostly by those who are affected with cancer, and some who treat the disease. Uncle Lou sometimes refers to a terminal condition of various blood cancers, and sometimes serious disorders of the lymphatic system, such as the Human Lymphotrophic Virus and AIDS. Uncle Lou is a way for the patient to mention the condition while distancing themselves emotionally from the enormity of the prognosis.

I'm afraid Uncle Lou's paid me a visit. Looks like he's here to stay.

Uncle Lou's moved in. I was hoping he had the wrong address.

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Uncle Jerry

An Uncle Jerry is opposite of Uncle Tom. An Uncle Jerry is a white man who is a sellout and a race traitor to his own kind. He hangs out with the blacks and dresses and behaves like them with the hood-hip hop culture. He has the Nword pass given by his black homies and constantly calls his own kind Cracka. He is always submissive to the Black people and loves kissing the Black man's ass.

Mike is an Uncle Jerry as he is always Tyrone's lackey and acts like his right hand man. He constantly shouts at random white people, cracka despite being white himself. He always speaks in the hood accent and is completely blackwashed.

by Carl_Johnson April 7, 2023

uncle girl

A man that looks and dresses feminine.

Look at that man over there he's an uncle girl.

by femcelk April 10, 2023

Uncle Carlos

When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"

My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.

by The Deku Tree October 12, 2018

Uncle Runckel

1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior

Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.

by Cavenath July 7, 2017

crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019