a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.
oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023
Get the Tommy mcockmug. The perfection, and the most sweetest guy on earth.
He is so charming and probably is an angel that fell on earth on accident💕
He knows how to make you laugh and he may be a savage at times, but he is the most accepting human being you can ever meet.
Your heart melts just by hearing his voice, and he is the reason why you know what love is. But he's way too pure to notice you have feelings for him 😞😞
He is so charming and probably is an angel that fell on earth on accident💕
He knows how to make you laugh and he may be a savage at times, but he is the most accepting human being you can ever meet.
Your heart melts just by hearing his voice, and he is the reason why you know what love is. But he's way too pure to notice you have feelings for him 😞😞
by NekoTan1220 June 18, 2017
Get the Tommymug. He’s had a difficult upbringing. He speaks of a childhood with memories so sad that they’re hard to hear. honey beware! You’re not the first one to be sitting right there. You’ll think he’s charming.
He’ll speak of gratitude but lack the follow through. He’ll make jokes when you’re serious and be serious when you’re joking. He makes it so easy to laugh at yourself. He kisses with both eyes open.
He’ll make love to you soOgood again and again you’ll find it easy to scream out this name.
It can make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world but you’re not the only one. He says things like “Possessions 9/10ths of the law.” A meaning you won’t comprehend until you’re the one that’s locked out. He’s done it before. And he’ll do it again.
Left feeling like an outsider he brings out the worst in you. He does this and then says you’re insane.
Disappearing a favorite game of his. It’s only meant to make you want him more.
He speaks to no one unless he’s pretending you’re his “#1”
Gone for days and won’t answer. Lacks communication. No update no apologies it only hurts your heart.
Tommy Jr. a narcissist look it up and the similarities will scare you. He’s cold hearted living with wounds that won’t heal. It’s because of this that he leaves marks on all that he touches. With a body infected he’ll infect yours too so beware.
If a Tommy Jr. crosses your path he was born missing 2heart values so he’ll leave with a piece of your heart and all your money!
He’ll speak of gratitude but lack the follow through. He’ll make jokes when you’re serious and be serious when you’re joking. He makes it so easy to laugh at yourself. He kisses with both eyes open.
He’ll make love to you soOgood again and again you’ll find it easy to scream out this name.
It can make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world but you’re not the only one. He says things like “Possessions 9/10ths of the law.” A meaning you won’t comprehend until you’re the one that’s locked out. He’s done it before. And he’ll do it again.
Left feeling like an outsider he brings out the worst in you. He does this and then says you’re insane.
Disappearing a favorite game of his. It’s only meant to make you want him more.
He speaks to no one unless he’s pretending you’re his “#1”
Gone for days and won’t answer. Lacks communication. No update no apologies it only hurts your heart.
Tommy Jr. a narcissist look it up and the similarities will scare you. He’s cold hearted living with wounds that won’t heal. It’s because of this that he leaves marks on all that he touches. With a body infected he’ll infect yours too so beware.
If a Tommy Jr. crosses your path he was born missing 2heart values so he’ll leave with a piece of your heart and all your money!
Tommy Jr. I did nothing but love that man. He asked for me to come get him days later and then goes ghost. Hours later he closes the curtains and then sends down his ghetto ass aunt.
Tommy jr. will take anything he can from you. He really doesn’t care. His actions speak louder than his little to no words.
A bad taste in your mouth that tommy Jr. bc he’s missing all of his teeth!
Tommy jr. will take anything he can from you. He really doesn’t care. His actions speak louder than his little to no words.
A bad taste in your mouth that tommy Jr. bc he’s missing all of his teeth!
by Broken#nothing August 18, 2022
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Get the Tommy jack Andersonmug. One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017
Get the Tommy Tow Mastermug.