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Nerd Period

That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.
Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"

Person 2:
O_o
by Chuck Deliverer August 4, 2008
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hood nerd

An individual who enjoys nerdy subjects and hobbies but acts and dresses in a street manner due to his or her upbringing.
"Yo, Donny seems very gangsta but really he's one of them hood nerds."
by DLBJR May 3, 2018
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Word Nerd

A nerd who is good at word-related subjects, such as grammar and foreign languages, rather than math and science like a stereotypical nerd.
Person A: Did you know that the little dot on top of a lowercase letter "i" is called a "tittle"?
Person B: You're such a Word Nerd.
by IchigoxRukiaforever April 15, 2011
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nerd city

A term of endearment for something or someone that is kinda nerdy usually in an adorable way.
Nerd city said he had to do his math homework before we could make out.
by watchforbears December 25, 2008
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nerd accent

noun. a term describing speech patterns of individuals who frequently pronounce words incorrectly due to the fact that they read more often than they speak.
"This girl says ans-wer instead of an-ser. She totally has a nerd accent.
by vomitacious March 23, 2011
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Nerd Jersey

A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the Guido with his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
by RCorcio91 May 18, 2008
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Nerd Army

The nerd army is a group full of nerd wannabes which also spend most of the time smelling each other's farts.
I am in the nerd army now, that means I have to be cocky of the amount of fictional things I know.
by StomperPooper July 2, 2018
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