sam smiley

sam was the guy in cobourg that made everyone happier. he killed himself on december 16th 2018. cobourg went to absolute shot without him and we miss him a lot. same was perfect and left way too soon. llss, we’ll never forget you❤️
person 1: yknow sam smiley?

person 2: ya, kinda miss him a lot bro. he was ma brother
by cobo.dim.daa June 13, 2019
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Solid Sam

adorable little dwarfish cross-dresser with a fishnetted cheese arse
that cube of offal is weirdly attractive... ahh nahhh it's just Solid Sam
by father trashmass April 15, 2020
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Hot Sam

When you are have sex with with your partner and you pull out to fast thus causing your partners shit to go all over your penis. You then re insert your penis and use the shit as lube.
That “hot Samlast night was really something huh?
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sam sucksalot

A fat ass who has no care for humanity and has no pullout game he's the biggest cock sucking faggot you'll ever meet his nickname is Frank. Give him so much shit
by Swaggerballsagger August 23, 2017
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Sam Speed

womaniser but also likes men
Oh my GOSH
“what??”
“it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men
by crazygamer3 March 26, 2022
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Sam Cole

Is a massive fan of Taylor swift. He loves stealing small children with down syndrome and then takes them to his shed. Stella drinker.
Oi look it's Sam Cole
by Dr Adams October 26, 2020
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