When a group, society, or civilization of intelligent beings leave their home planet due to population overcrowding or an impending cosmological threat. To transfer from one planet to another. The evacuation of an occupied planet.
by Intune2U November 26, 2011
When you are about to tell a joke to an audience & someone pre-empts all or part of the joke & takes the credit for the laughter after the punch line
Mick: Did you hear the one about the incy wincy piano...
Andy: & the 12 inch pianist!
Crowd: hahahahahah
Andy: Thanks, funy joke hey!
Mick: Andy, your a joke jumper
Andy: & the 12 inch pianist!
Crowd: hahahahahah
Andy: Thanks, funy joke hey!
Mick: Andy, your a joke jumper
by Down Town Steve Brown June 22, 2006
Robert: Did you hear, Dave jumped the ship last week!
Susie: For real? They have been dating for a while now I guess.
Susie: For real? They have been dating for a while now I guess.
by TheSpeakerForTheRocks May 01, 2010
Imagine you have just fraged someone (your team or otherwise)...now run over to their dead body and crouch, jump, or lay on it repeadedly wile sniggering.
by Gorilla Jumper October 28, 2004
Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open
by Barney Goodheart October 05, 2006
Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.
by Rj the god January 14, 2008
a whore that is usually ugly and either fat or anorexic; so dirty that you might actually contract an std by walking past her; her std's "jump" off her body onto yours as you walk past
Anna is such a jumping std, she tried to give me her std's today in the commons but I ran away from her.
by knable'11 April 21, 2008