Air to Sea Missile

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.

"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."

by Eulb Ralkys September 19, 2016

Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl October 7, 2012

Black Sea Boonie

A derogatory slur for people ethnically originating near the black sea, notably Turkish people. The slur is gaining popularity on platforms such as TikTok, where "race wars" between Greeks and Turks are at an all time high.

1. "Did you hear what Mehmet said about you?"

"I dont really care what that Turkish Black Sea Boonie has to say."

2. "Get that dirty Black Sea Boonie out of my face!"

by Mooplex October 24, 2022

Sea boo plate

This sea boo plate will make you pee yourself, fucking explode, make your eyes red and see The Rock with hair

I JUST SAW A SEA BOO PLATE

by jamalou68blueballs February 12, 2022

Red Sea Caviar

It defines an act of oral-vaginal sexual contact between an actively menstruating woman and her partner whereby the partner slowly sucks and swallows the menses until he/she identifies the ovum, catches it between his/her teeth and savors it before consumption.

Playa, I paid 2000 dollars to sit in on a Red Sea high tide. Spent 3 hours fine tooth combing that oyster before hitting that Red Sea Caviar. Go gargle your poor-ass-50-dollars-a-gram Beluga shit.

by Dad's still gon' for smokes June 9, 2021

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

Drinking red sea

This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.

Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005