california rent

Living at somebody's house for an extended period of time and, instead of chipping in cash for rent, paying one's way with drugs, usually marijuana.

"Dude, how long has Fretz been crashing on your couch? He doesn't even have a job." "It's cool, he's paying California rent."

by QBang January 23, 2017

California steamroller

When u shit on someone's chest flip into it and roll around in it

Hey babe let me do the California steamroller

by Guess whoooooooo October 18, 2017

Alamo, California

A super wealthy suburb of San Francisco, about 35 minutes away from the city. Everyone either drives a BMW or Mercedes. Right next to Danville, it’s affluent sister-city. The houses are all insanely expensive, with a majority being able to set you back a few million. It’s pretty much your stereo-typical suburb. Oh also, Steph Curry and tons of other celebrities live there.

Where is Alamo, California?
It's right in between Danville and Walnut Creek.

by John_taylor11 November 19, 2017

california crisp

When you bust a nut on a woman's stomach and let it dry then she eats it

I gave my girlfriend a California crisp last night she said it tasted delicious

by Weezy1800 February 27, 2018

california klondike

The act of eating a Klondike bar from a vagina or butt cheeks.

California Klondikes can be very refreshing on a hot summer day.

by Genteel September 15, 2016

California perfection

Used to describe a hot girl's rack or ass. Can also be used to compliment a girl's good looks in a sexual manner.

"Man, kylie's ass be looking fine!"
"Yea she got that California perfection!"

by the dicky-tionary January 25, 2018

california ballsack

When you cut of a brodie's balls and fuck the hole where the balls used to be

Dude, I went to get a sex change and woke up to the doc givin' me a California Ballsack

by Pepsi Nigga January 12, 2017