Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 03, 2019

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Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 25, 2020

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Across the Bay Bullshit

A stunt pulled by a person who continually arranges to participate in group activities but bails out at the last minute, often without any forewarning or reasonable explanation.

Example : Person A says,"I have to work." Person B replies," But we planned this trip three months ago! You said that yo would ask off; you didn't, did you?" Person A,"No." Person B," You're pulling some of that Across the Bay Bullshit on us, fucker!"

by Kraduh February 20, 2016

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big word bullshit

when someone uses big words to make themselves sound more intelligent

Mary: “Subliminal messages appeal to our subconscious mind. It is a process in which external stimuli trigger reactions without us noticing signals”

James: “Thats big word bullshit”

by big brain energy August 14, 2019

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