Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.
Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...
by corealis February 12, 2011
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Sage Face

A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.
Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)
by baldinhuhes December 19, 2017
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Sami-face

A look of disgust, usually seen on a brown guys face after being insulted ten or twenty times by close friends. Usually preceeds dirty looks and horrible acts of violence.
A: You suck ass!
B: *sami-face*

A situation like this usually follows B planning to kill A or B walking away all depressed.
by ISSC March 10, 2010
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Nigger face

A certain arrangement of facial features that resembles that of a nigger.
Kyle- “Yo Jamal you got a nigger face.”
by Niggerslapper69 January 13, 2021
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face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.
Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.
by ekamarie April 06, 2010
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Face Cradle

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.
"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"
by omgphangirl July 01, 2015
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turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
by cmj14221 February 12, 2008
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