One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.
“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”
“What the fuck are you saying”
by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024
Get the Uncle Strokingmug. An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.
by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018
Get the hamster strokemug. Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
by dalegato June 15, 2011
Get the Stroke Rantmug. Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.
aggressive foreplay
jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)
aggressive foreplay
jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)
defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.
ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."
ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."
by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024
Get the stroking the jetpackmug. A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
by daflashers June 25, 2017
Get the stroke it, poke it, put it in the holemug. A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
by kman142 July 31, 2022
Get the shower strokemug. Hey Tim’s having a get together this weekend; heard they’re going to play different strokes again in his basement.
by Desert lightning November 22, 2019
Get the Different Strokesmug.