Kid from shrek

Do the roar

Hey, this is my girlfriend, you can ask her any question you want.

Do the Roar!
-Kid from Shrek

by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021

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Sexy shrek kaka

I sexy shrek kaka is when your partner girl/boy is doesn’t matter shits in your mouth and you smear it all over your body while singing I’m a believer

I just gave your great grandmother a sexy shrek kaka last night it was SOO hawt

by Possumssssss January 29, 2022

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Shrek

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.

200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass

by onepunchdead April 28, 2020

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Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!

“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”

by pickle stick September 8, 2018

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