Roast Chicken

When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.

Sam didn’t sink a cup during the last game so he had to do a roast chicken.

by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex

Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!

I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.

by The dark Gerth November 4, 2016

ROAST

Have sexual activities with a person

I want led to have sex with them so I asked them to roast

by taco67 December 24, 2022

human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef

He looks like a human roast beef

by Human roast beef November 24, 2023

roast posting

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.

I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)

by Godkat January 20, 2018