Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

by Freezod April 26, 2012

Put the Windmill in Motion

The verbal threat to cause bodily harm, a severe beating, to kick the crap out of someone.

My Dad would always use this saying when the kids were misbehaving, fighting or just getting on his nerves. "Don't make me put the windmill in motion!" That was his way of saying if we didn't stop whatever it is we were doing then he was gonna beat our butts!

by Weller1974 April 15, 2011

put you d

put you d — put you on

" let me put you d with this girl “

by aubmarie.__ February 06, 2022

put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

by FishFucker_69 March 13, 2023

put it in her dog

penetration of a male into a female's ass

I heard Erik was desperately trying to put it in her dog last night, but she wasn't having it.

by whiskerdick April 19, 2010

put out to stud

Putting a hot and horny male stud (horse or man) into the pasture so that he can impregnate female horses (ponies).

Horse trainer A: Man, I'm gonna put Seabiscuit out to stud, he just is no good on the track anymore and his dick is almost done workin'.

Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.

Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!

by BWWW May 24, 2007

Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.

Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...

by My Girlfriend's Friend December 16, 2010