Pullin' a Palin

Instantly contradicting oneself.

Choosing to NOT take "the quitters way out" by QUITTING is Pullin' a Palin.

Claiming that the media is always hounding you, followed by inviting members of the media to join you on a "fishing run" the next day is Pullin' a Palin.

by Cynic the Infotainer July 9, 2009

Pulled a garvey

to kiss someone of the age of 17

hey dude.......she totally pulled a garvey on him.

by Tiernan February 12, 2008

Pulling a J.D.

To imagine a completely random situation in your head during a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with what you're thinking about.

Damn, I did bad on that math test. I guess I spent too much time pulling a J.D. in class by thinking about monkeys when the professor was talking.

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

Pulling a Valerie

In the world of music, writing a song shortly before a performance (typically about an hour before) and then playing it, typically unfinished. Basically the ultimate form of musical procrastination in the form of last-minute songwriting. Named for a singer/songwriter named Valerie who frequents open mics in the Philadelphia area and developed this technique as her trademark.

The audience roared with applause when they realized the singer was pulling a Valerie.

by pullerofvaleries May 8, 2008

Pulled an Alex

A term used when someone fails at a task (i.e. grades, sports) in epic proportions.
Refers to a legendary idiot named Alex Kim,who is an omnipotent reference in many international schools across Asia.

A: "What did you get for your bio test?"
B: "An F, damn i pulled an Alex."
A: "Hey how was the soccer game?"
B: "I pulled an Alex (scored own goal)."

by DimJack February 28, 2009

pulling a brittany.

pleasuring yourself; playing

jenna is pulling a brittany.

by encino man February 27, 2009

Pulling Off A Jonas

Whenever any object makes a high pitched squeaky noise; usually from being rubbed against something, creating the high pitched noise...compares to the Jonas Bros. who sing really high, and almost sound like theyre squeaking

(shoe squeaks on floor) "Hey Ronny, i just pulled off a Jonas!!!" hence the term, "Pulling Off A Jonas"

by ijustpulledoffajonas August 16, 2009