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Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.
That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!
by Ryan Is Blessed and Saved October 23, 2008
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Parent Trap

putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.

It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.

I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.
Dude was trying to parent trap me so I left swiped that basic mf so fast!
by rhtjx November 11, 2020
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phen

Meaning boy - male version of Bior - originating in Cork, Ireland. Normally associated with males from the north side of anywhere.
Com eer, phen, story like?
by Bior August 30, 2005
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phen

Commonly associated with the words futanari, scat, and dipshit. Using this word or name as a nickname or username, have been said to be the ultimate proof that the user of "phen", automatically: Become homosexual, lose all pubic hair, stinks like a sulfer-factory and get laughed at.
If the user no longer desire to use "phen", the curse is not dispelled. Only way to become cured is through suicide.

The cure was discovered by chinese professor Ming Peng in Beijing, 1988, when he nicknamed one of this labrats "phen". The changes was rapid, as the rat started humping the other rats of the same sex, causing the room to stink bad, and after death, everyone was set to normal again.
- Phen : Haha my penis just fell off.
- Doctor : That's the curse of using "phen" as your name.
- Phen : Quick, fuck me in the ass!
by Doctor Ming Peng April 22, 2005
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Phrenum

The word used to describe a certain individual displaying "Welsh" characteristics
Look at that phrenum!, He runs like a welshman
by Jeremy Christ June 3, 2007
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PHRENETICA

A creative head, passionate but often underrated and kinda crazy. Her name has its origin in the latin language (Adjective: phrenēticus, feminine phrenētica, neuter phrenēticum; meaning: mad). Her philosophy of life is "Stay weird".
Have you seen PHRENETICA's latest work? - Yeah, so trippy!

When I get married PHRENETICA is going to be my wedding photographer!
by Isi Ku November 20, 2021
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Phrencis

Who is Phrencis?Phrencis is the definition of perfection.
by Her friend :) -S November 22, 2021
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