chair

a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet
“i chaired Fionn yesterday”

“ye she chaired like 7 lads last night”
by yupthegardai February 21, 2019
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Chair uh huh

*person proceeds to sit on chair*
by grtyuujjurr August 08, 2019
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spin the big chair

To spend late evenings in a cosy cafe or coffeehouse with ambient music--notably adult alternative music. From the lyrics of Snow Patrol's 2007 song "Shut Your Eyes," a tune that epitomizes the mellow, late-night vibe.
On Monday night I often 'spin the big chair' at a local cybercafe.
by sidtierney October 22, 2009
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Chair booty

When woman booty looks better siting on some kind chair
Damn dude that chick has so much chair booty!

What a chair booty?

Her but looks so much better siting down dude!
by Thatguy9026 July 06, 2017
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Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
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The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)
by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 09, 2022
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