Ninja punch

Usmc slang for non judicial punishment

Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

Status Ninja

Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response

Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."

by TheStatusNinja February 5, 2010

Wank Ninja

Someone who is very skilled at wanking covertly in the same room as another person - the master of risky wanking. The Wank Ninja can successfully wank in a number of locations without being detected: in the back of the car with their family, under the table during a meeting, on the sofa next to a friend, etc. The art of the silent finish is vital, as is suppressing any hint of the Orgasm Face.

The other night, my girlfriend totally managed to get herself off three times during dinner with my grandparents - she's such a wank ninja.

by TheWN June 8, 2012

Ninja Shoe

A synonym for the word camel toe. A pussy pressed into the crotch of some pants.

"She's showing off her ninja shoe! And I like it..."

by R Peezy March 20, 2007

Bra Ninja

Someone who can undo a girl's bra with the Two Finger Ninja Technique without the girl noticing.

Chloe: Yeahh and then he said....
Betty: Woah watch your back, here comes Bob... He's such a 'Bra Ninja'...

by Helllllyeahhhhh January 3, 2010

City Ninja

A Black Person

WWWWWWWAAAAAAAATCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH OUT!!!! a City Ninja is here!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Michael Baier February 6, 2010

ninja balled

when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.

My friend was just here he must have ninja balled.

by J Sned March 5, 2009