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stoner

Stoners are people who get stoned and like it. Usually pretty damn cool but get a bad rep from all that bullshit about pot being a gateway drug and that we'll all pressure you into doing drugs. Also tend to have a better appreciation for life and music and stuff.
dude 1: I wish everyone was a stoner
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged
by Lord_Darkmoor August 5, 2017
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Ravenous Stoner

One that loves to get baked and eat sweet shit!
He's a fuckin ravenous stoner man!
by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016
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Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high
I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023
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Granny stoner

It is our god
A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too

Granny stoner weed!!!

- Cursed.
by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023
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Stoner

Someone who smokes marijuana. Stoners are down to earth people who dont look for drama and just live there life. Stoners are often the most chill people youll meet and dont expect to be judged for smoking weed by arrogant piss pots who are uninformed about the benefits of weed.
by Jacob Acuna January 10, 2021
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stoner clean

when yo shi hella clean but you still got stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
“mannnn my shi stoner cleannnn”
by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021
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Stoner-Paradise

An online mall that sells a broad selection for stoners.
by ScoobyDooPaPa June 1, 2018
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