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Mormon cocaine

Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.
Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.
by Boston blackie December 13, 2024
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Mormontastic

A mix of the word mormon and fantastic, used to express joy when talking about the LDS church
Oh my god, malachi 3:1 is such a mormontastic verse!
by LatterDaySaint December 30, 2024
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mononormie

Adjective.

Deriving from “mono” referring to monogamous romantic structures and “normie” the normalization of them in individual relationships.
I’d love to mingle more her but she’s still hung up on the mononormie shit

Them mononormies are muggles that don’t believe in magic.
by Ladylordverbo January 3, 2025
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mononormie

Adjective.

Deriving from “mono” referring to monogamous romantic structures and “normie” which derives from their normalization individual relationships.
I’d love to mingle with her more but she’s still hung up on the mononormie shit

Them mononormies are muggles that don’t believe in magic.
by Ladylordverbo January 3, 2025
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mononormie

Adjective

Deriving from “mono” referring to monogamous romantic relationships and “normie” refering to the normalization of these norms.
I’d love to mingle more with ger but she’s still hung up on that mononormie shit

Mononormies are like muggles that don’t belive in magic.
by Ladylordverbo January 3, 2025
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Mormon Trailing

Similar to “soaking”, an act commonly used by unmarried Mormons to simulate sex without thrusting in order to circumvent the law of chastity, “Mormon trailing” is when two Mormons soak while driving down a very bumpy road to simulate sexual intercourse without technically moving.
Nah bruh, me and my girl stick it in and go Mormon trailing so it doesn’t count
by JoeMama7717 March 8, 2026
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