Midnight Freight Train

When 3, or more, black men run a train on a white female

Becky took the midnight freight train with the football team last night.

by OldR3dHat April 4, 2022

Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.

Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night

by kaigomai September 13, 2022

midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.

Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.

by eti March 12, 2014

Midnight Dirty Ron

When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.

I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!

by ronnnaddon June 8, 2017

Midnight Serenade

The sound a woman makes when climaxing sometime after sundown, but prior to sunrise.

Guy #1: you should've heard the midnight serenade coming from my roomate's bedroom last night.

Guy #2: Yes.

by Norman Scharf October 30, 2008

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Midnight Boing

A Midnight Boing is basically sex in the nighttime preferably at midnight but you can do it whenever you want as long as it’s nighttime and it’s dark outside

Ashley is going over for a midnight boing tonight.

I invited this girl over for a midnight boing tonight

by midnightbozos June 13, 2022